Dave's Wisdom

Whenever necessary practice "malicious compliance!"
Yes... sometimes less IS more!
When you come to a fork in the road... take it!
Never fart in someone else's underwear!
Remember one thing in life and you'll never go wrong...
"Wet birds never fly at night!"
Cut dogs ain't got no pups!
He who dies with the most toys is still critically dead!
You mean you're not?
Do NOT overindulge your children!
He who expects nothing shall not be disappointed.
Nothing is so worthless that it can't be used as a good bad example.
Like Kennedy said, "We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it!"
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Brenda's Wisdom

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and then. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
If 1,000 people have a bad idea, it's still a bad idea!
Don't let other people get you in trouble!
A half truth is a whole lie.
It's up to you to keep loved ones special when you're not together!
You don't have to be married to your extended family!
You can read what others write either mad or glad!
Never put your finger in that part of the doggie!
Pacifiers are for parents!
Never put your baby to bed with a bottle!
Share everything except your husband and your toothbrush!
Change doesn't occur until the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change.
Separate "the trivial many" from "the important few".
Accept NOs as quickly as the YESes... there can always be more NOs.
Education is what you have left over after you have forgotten everything you've learned.
Some of us are wise... some of us are otherwise!
Truth is that which is.